Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
Magic: the Gathering - GamesCom MTG spoilers
Some very exciting news out of Cologne, Germany where Wizards of the Coast is one of almost 650 exhibitors participating in GamesCom. Here’s the five new lovely illustrations revealed during GamesCom. The indication is that each of these five card arts are the alternate arts for the foil rares in each of the Khans of Tarkir Intro Packs.
• Abzan Elephant
• Jeskai Wizard
• Sultai Rakasha demon cat
• Mardu Goblin (?)
• Temur Rhox
Check out the full article on the MTG Realm Blog -
This new set is gonna be awesome!!!
The salmon sent their best assassin.
I love how the Addams Family has ZERO slut-shaming. Like… honey you can dance naked and enslave someone with your womanly charms if you want to, I don’t fucking care, but so help me you’re going to get a college education first.
The Addamses are what every family should aspire to be like (you know; without the dismemberment and electric chairs as play time). Honestly, have you ever seen more unconditionally loving and supportive parents than Gomez and Morticia? And not just with the kids, but with each other. I think what’s especially unique about them is how open they are with everything. They don’t treat their children like children. They treat them like they treat everyone else; direct, and to the point.
It’s creepy how many good examples of parenting and romantic relationships there is in these characters, especially considering they are supposed to be the antithesis of the stereotypical American nuclear family.
Anonymous said: Can you please get the x-men on the right track by letting Scott be with Jean Please, thanks.
for the gif