KITTEN DOESN’T WANT TO BE FED. KITTEN WANTS TO HUNT.
(My new project is photoshopping kittens into my favorite movies! Message me if you have any awesome movie suggestions.)
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
Magic: the Gathering - GamesCom MTG spoilers
Some very exciting news out of Cologne, Germany where Wizards of the Coast is one of almost 650 exhibitors participating in GamesCom. Here’s the five new lovely illustrations revealed during GamesCom. The indication is that each of these five card arts are the alternate arts for the foil rares in each of the Khans of Tarkir Intro Packs.
• Abzan Elephant
• Jeskai Wizard
• Sultai Rakasha demon cat
• Mardu Goblin (?)
• Temur Rhox
Check out the full article on the MTG Realm Blog -
This new set is gonna be awesome!!!
The salmon sent their best assassin.